Kai-chan (therealkaichan) wrote in mea_maximaculpa,
Kai-chan
therealkaichan
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I pushed detacheddragon in the mud (-17 points). In April I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In March detacheddragon and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In November I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for detacheddragon (10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1016 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
millenniumon

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April detacheddragon and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, detacheddragon (-5000 points). In February I stole detacheddragon's purse (-30 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole detacheddragon's purse (30 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5051 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
millenniumon

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