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11 December 2008 @ 04:35 pm
 


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I pushed detacheddragon in the mud (-17 points). In April I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In March detacheddragon and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In November I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for detacheddragon (10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1016 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
millenniumon

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April detacheddragon and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, detacheddragon (-5000 points). In February I stole detacheddragon's purse (-30 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole detacheddragon's purse (30 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5051 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
millenniumon

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Tsu eats children for breakfastbookworm_e on December 11th, 2008 09:40 pm (UTC)
...amazing. Ryo will dot dot dot in the night xD
Kai-chantherealkaichan on December 12th, 2008 04:56 am (UTC)
ME MATA EL GENOCIDIO XD
detacheddragon on December 12th, 2008 05:01 am (UTC)
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millenniumon on December 12th, 2008 05:02 am (UTC)
All I want for christmas is yoooouuuu[/ooc}]